The teacher turns to the class and says, “Today, we will use these three words in a sentence. Defense, detail, and defeat. Tom, why don’t you go first?”

Tom, a white kid, goes first.

Tom says, “Ahh, the football team’s defense was detailed in the paper which caused the defeat of the other team.” (The narrator’s tone is slang-American when saying this sentence.)

The teacher turns to Chang, a Chinese boy, and says, “How about you Chang?”

Chang says, (narrator uses a Chinese accent), “the Defense Department gave details of the defeat of the guerrillas.”

“That’s very good Chang, now what about you, Bong-Bong?” says the teacher. “Use defense, detail, and defeat in a sentence.”

Bong-Bong, the Filipino boy, doesn’t want to do it. (Accent of narrator becomes heavily influenced by Ilocano or Tagalog accent).

“Ma’am, ay don’t know how to use it,” says Bong-Bong.

“Come on, just try,” says the teacher.

“Okay, ma’am,” says Bong-Bong. “Ahhhh…dah black dog…jumped ober (over pronounced with “b” sound) dah fence (”dah” instead of the sound “the”), dah tail first and den, dah feet.”

In an international Convention of coffee-producing nations, the Philippines proved it really has given something to the coffee world.

The Columbia delegate said: “We have the best coffee beans.”

Remarked the Japanese representative: “Japan refined coffee production to make people enjoy coffee more.”

The American delegate: “America has the best and the most number of brands of regular and instant coffee, supported by the most modern means of production.”

Then the Filipino delegate stood up to proudly declare: “The Philippines invented the two-hour coffee break!!!”

“Proud to be a Filipino.”

A Filipino guy from Bicol tries very hard to come to Canada. In doing so he spent all his money and sold all his valuables so after he gets out of the Canadian airport he takes the bus to go stay at his relatives’ house